For Men Only: Three Ways to Cheat on Your Wife

I love my wife. I really do. We’ve been happily married for over 30 years. Sometimes, however, she gets on my nerves regarding a certain subject, and I have to break away. Fortunately, I have strategically figured out three distinct ways to cheat on Barbara, and each one involves a different mistress.
Before I tell you my secrets, however, I must explain a bit about that “certain…